I almost wrote my list the other day... and sadly that one is high on the list. The other one was telling my 7 year old he is not a dog so do not dump and then eat food from the counter like a dog... you are human, NOT a dog! Does it ever sink in???
I still haven't been able to shake walking in on my then 1 1/2 year old only to find her dunking graham crackers into the toilet and then eating them. That's an image that never goes away.
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Rofl!
Ewwwwww!
My favorite 'never thought' so far is "Okay kids, time to untie Daddy so we can have Family Homr Evening."
A woman that I really admire has a list like this and her favorite was, "Please stop peeing in the ice cube tray!!!" :)
A beauticians sink does look a bit like a toilet, maybe it was just time to play beauty shop instead of poopy shop.
I almost wrote my list the other day... and sadly that one is high on the list. The other one was telling my 7 year old he is not a dog so do not dump and then eat food from the counter like a dog... you are human, NOT a dog! Does it ever sink in???
Laughing. Out. Loud.
Our version of that is, "GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THE POTTY! IT'S NOT A WATER TABLE!!!"
I still haven't been able to shake walking in on my then 1 1/2 year old only to find her dunking graham crackers into the toilet and then eating them. That's an image that never goes away.
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