Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Things you'd never think you need to say to your children, #247

"Do NOT repeatedly dunk your head into the toilet!! Ever. Ever. EVER."

7 comments:

Awesome Mom said...

Rofl!

Mean Mommy said...

Ewwwwww!

My favorite 'never thought' so far is "Okay kids, time to untie Daddy so we can have Family Homr Evening."

Micaela said...

A woman that I really admire has a list like this and her favorite was, "Please stop peeing in the ice cube tray!!!" :)

Calamity Jane said...

A beauticians sink does look a bit like a toilet, maybe it was just time to play beauty shop instead of poopy shop.

Living My Dream said...

I almost wrote my list the other day... and sadly that one is high on the list. The other one was telling my 7 year old he is not a dog so do not dump and then eat food from the counter like a dog... you are human, NOT a dog! Does it ever sink in???

Anne/kq said...

Laughing. Out. Loud.

Our version of that is, "GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THE POTTY! IT'S NOT A WATER TABLE!!!"

"Vern" said...

I still haven't been able to shake walking in on my then 1 1/2 year old only to find her dunking graham crackers into the toilet and then eating them. That's an image that never goes away.